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shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).
Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.
by Why I Outta April 7, 2013
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Slapper

When a man and a women are having sex and the man and women's genatalia slap together
guy 1: They were so loud last night!
guy 2: Yeah, I could hear them having a slapper!
by Mciay September 7, 2015
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slappers arm

One who wakes up with a saw arm/arms after a big night playing the pokie machines.
Bro, woke up with the worst slappers arm this morning after double fisting Chilli and Big Red Last night. It was a struggle just to brush my teeth.
by PokiePlaya March 10, 2016
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Shlipper

During Intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and into the anus and the male keeps thrusting anyway
We were doin it last night and i pulled a shlipper and she screamed for more.
by 4 legged furry animal June 23, 2016
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Slapperz

A song from back in the dayz, or an "oldie"
Friend-*plays a 2-pac song*
Me- Ayeeeee 2-pac be stayin with them slapperz
by Rios562 July 22, 2016
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shlippered

Drunk out of your mind. Drunk enough to as your friend to play madden and kick their ass. All can play fifa and take shot whenever you touch the ball.
I’m super shlippered.
by HAMANeggs14 March 4, 2018
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shlapped

i shlapped my girlfriends face so hard last night.

Last night my boyfriend shlapped me across my face so hard.
by bbyhippo May 15, 2018
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