Shitfuck

The best My Little Pony background character; delivers telegrams to ponies all across Equestria. To be cherished and honored. Also Derpy’s (girl)friend.

Shitfuck: “Telegram for…”
Out of frame pony: “Don’t say it.”

by Krazyyouknowwho May 3, 2023

Skyhigh Shitfuck

A certain act of anal intercourse while falling out of a plane, in which the reciever has a case of rampant diarrhea, resulting in fecal matter being scattered about, covering his or her partner, any passing-by avian creatures- and in a few minutes time, the Earth below- in the unpleasant substance.

It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'

My parents are gonna kill me. I threw this party last night, and now the place is a skyhigh shitfuck.

by nowyouseeme September 7, 2010

shitfacedly

a state of drunkness which usually makes an excuse for doing something.

-I'm bummed.
-why?
-i shitfacedly made out with that nasty slag last night.
-bummer.

by Tyler Bray February 20, 2008

Shitdunk

Dunking an enemy in shit - animals, humans or any other known form of shit - making them feel totally humiliated.

"When I get hold of him, he's heading for the biggest shitdunk of his life".

by The OJP October 28, 2010

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

shitfacing

posting on Facebook while drunk

I spent most of my night shitfacing.

by ringlord willie May 18, 2014

shirfuck

The typo to shitfuck

You're a real shirfuck... Oops I mean shitfuck!

by Cammy Down March 11, 2015