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mustard shart

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"
by chipoperson February 12, 2010
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bag of sharts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude
by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018
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Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010
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Barf-shart

Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.
He was so smashed that he barf-sharted.

I was laughing so hard that I barf-sharted.
by BAsch July 10, 2010
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ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.
Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!
by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019
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Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner
I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!
by Sir Autism January 20, 2018
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meticulous shart

a dapper young man that gets all the bitches who is best friends with jamal goongus and quandale dingle
"damn bro meticulous shart just stole my bitch"
"ya bro he gets all the bitches"
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