Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...
Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!
Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!
Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
by BigLeet November 2, 2008
Get the Sitting on my lap while standing mug.To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.
When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.
Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."
Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"
Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."
Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."
Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.
Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."
Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"
Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."
Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."
Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007
Get the baby sitting mug.A term meaning commonly used to mean overweight and lazy, as the act of sitting on one’s thumb implies that they aren’t doing any work and are “flattening” the finger with their weight.
John: “You have been doing nothing except sitting on your thumbs all day, that’s why none of the other employees like you and you’re clinically obese.”
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Get the Sitting On Your Thumbs mug.When someone says they have “default settings”, they are saying they are Pansexual, since when you’re born the default is that you love everyone.
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Get the Default Settings mug.Sitting in the center of the back seat of a public transport bus so that nobody else will be tempted to sit on either side of you.
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Get the Sexting mug.When said walrus sticks their cell phone into its inner anal cavity and repeatedly texts themself to aquire a sensation some what relative to an orgasm of the anus.
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