Wipe Scratch

Used by people experiencing irritable rectal itch (skin irritation in the anus & surrounding area), a wipe scratch is used as a method of relieving the itch. The subject simply takes a handful of wadded (or neatly folded depending on perference) toilet paper and violently wipes the irritated area. The motion is usually done front to back although back to front is certainly acceptable as a means of equal relief. Often times the method of scratching is said to create blood, which may be caused by already existing gashes in the anus, which could be from hard stools. The method is becoming increasingly popular as a means of anus scratching as scratching with bare fingers is both unsanitary as well as dangereous.

"Please excuse me, I suddenly feel the need to wipe scratch, I'll be right back"

by ass scratch December 29, 2008

Hollywood Scratch

When in a blockbuster action film, after the main actor has saved the world, killed hundreds of arabs/russians/aliens/zombies (delete as appropriate) and survived several other deadly situations, he comes out with only a small scratch on his face, which usually actually makes him look cooler, instead of looking battered, tired and pissed off like he would in real life.

The {Hollywood Scratch} is often seen im anything by arnold schwarzenegger or sylvester stallone:
Person 1: 'Jesus Arnie just saved the world, but he looks fine. He's only got a little cut on him'
Person 2: 'This isn't real man, its Hollywood, and that's not a real cut, its a Hollywood Scratch '

by Dilated_Junkie September 10, 2005

scratchup scratchup

fresh up, clean up, eva fresh, eva clean

D comes to school with hot new clothes.
E says yo D you lookin scratchup scratchup
Ashley yea you lookin dashin today

by DARRION/D-MONEY January 21, 2008

screech owl

when your girlfriend (partner) starts telling you what to do and won't shut up

having a general conversation with a mate and your girlfriend cuts in telling you to pick up all your beer cans. she is being a "screech owl". all you can hear is her screeching

by slayher August 1, 2012

Scratch

A word used in place of words proven too vulgar for the situation; Slang terminology for inappropriate words in a professional scenario.

You’re being a Scratch; Scratch off; Oh Scratch; Scratch that

by Samuel Schnitzel January 19, 2021

hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.

Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.

by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008

gamer stretch

When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.

Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.

by Nottel Inyu November 8, 2009