Morning slammer

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.

Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!

by Elder Blice May 16, 2020

Dragon spammer

A skycamper who spams all moves in full transform

That dragon spammer cant combo if his life depended on it

by Saekogremory August 8, 2021

Gold Spammer

A Person who is only using a premium shell (HE GOLD, HESH) (WoT - World of Tanks) in order to achieve either high damage or high penetration on a tank that they cannot damage using standard shell types. (AP, APCR. HE. HEAT ) HEAT and APCR can be classified as gold if the the HUD shows a yellow box around the shell type in the bottom left corner most people should use gold when in tough situations but people use it freely to rack up kills

don't worry about him he's a gold spammer.

by ds. February 25, 2022

oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations

“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

Pussy Slammer

A woman who acts like she’s the only human being who happens to have a vagina.

I would go out of my way to help her if she wasn’t such a pussy slammer.

by chamuco August 14, 2022

The Norwegian Slammer

A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.

Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.

Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

Klamath Grand Slammer

When the second cock doesn’t knock your Copenhagen out of your mouth.

After three Klamath Jammers, he finally managed a Klamath Grand Slammer!

by The Natist June 11, 2021