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Fauciian Scale

A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDC’s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing

One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two

Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four

Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. He’s a “one” on the Fauciian scale.

Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.

I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
by PoorDavid October 29, 2020
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The kinky scale

A scale starting from vanila to like proper chains and whips shit. 1 -10...1 being just missionary...10 he needs a fucking leesh
Wow he’s about an 8 on the kinky scale
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He’s like 2 he’s into a few things but not much
by Iwanttofuckforaliving October 15, 2018
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The Enchilada Scale

The ultimate measurement for how attractive someone or something is, it is not just a measure of looks, but also of personally (if you put an enchilada in the microwave, the inside gets hot as well). It is a scale of 1-10 minutes with seconds as well, 3-4 minutes is average)
Hugh Jackman is a solid 8 on The Enchilada Scale. Donald Trump is a 15 second enchilada.
by Enchilada Man March 20, 2019
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caucasian grading scale

Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.

A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!

Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
by Leesuhh November 2, 2009
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dicktor scale

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.
Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009
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Scales

A wild bloke, whose mind is often consumed by mathematics or physics.
You know John? Since he started studying at harvard he's become a real Scales...
by Jacky Q August 14, 2010
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Multiple Sclerosis

Multiple Sclerosis
A disease that no can can see that you have while you go blind, lose your ability to walk and talk normally and eventually die seven years before you ordinarily would have.
Your immune system thinks your nerve coverings are an all you can eat buffet.
Man:You shouldn't be out in public when you're drunk.
Woman:I'm not drunk. I have multiple sclerosis.
by Karinmag June 25, 2016
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