dirty satan

Satan will fuck you all night until you realise their “cum” is actually your period blood, it won’t end well.

Damn, What’s That?
Oh it’s my period blood.
Your so dirty.
I know -dirty satan. Xoxoxo

by pussypubes April 11, 2020

satanic mechanic

a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.

dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....

by therealdealholyfield February 5, 2015

satanic hispanic

subculture of gothic latino kids. commonly seen every weekend out side of metal clubs in LA.

person 1: "there's a line of satanic hispanics around the block, there must be a metal band playing at the roxy"

person 2: "either that or someone's auditioning bass players"

by bugpowder August 12, 2007

Satanic Bible

Written by anton szandor lavey in 1969. As the name says, it is the "bible" of satanism. Can be downloaded from satanic-bible.com

"Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!"
-(Satanic bible) The Book of Satan,

by biosatanist September 23, 2006

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

Satan's Calling

Traditional Metal band from Melbourne,Victoria, Australia. Has strong Iron Maiden influence. Members enjoy drinking ridicously huge amounts of beer and rooting groupies. They use pseudonyms because the sheer mentioning of their names would immolate the internet. Members are :

Pita - guitar
Mikool - drums
Kostik - bass
Gwerge - guitar

That band Satan's Calling is so good that they can make women lose their virginity by just showing them their instrument.

by Priest > Maiden September 7, 2008

satan dick

A dick that is big red and angry looking. Can widen an asshole to a very big size.

Oh god thats satan dick.

Dont go near the satan dick.

by Cobra aws December 9, 2016