salad bar 

(adj.) A form of logically-flawed apologeticism: Evidence that selectively favors one's position, the unfavorable evidence being ignored.

Social economic Darwinists (SEDs) are salad bar nature fanciers; they ignore the fact that nature has no policemen and thus the equilibrium in such a "free" (SED) society will inevitably be one with far more inequality, fraud, and criminal activity.

salad bar by SomeoneAmazing April 13, 2008

salad bar 

There is a salad bar at the restaurant I work at. A salad bar has salad and other healthy food that appeals to people who are conscious about what goes into their body.

Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.

Usually, airhead fags hang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.

Laura : Ohhh look salad bar! OMG! SALAD BAR! Stop walking for a second, SALAD BAR IS ATTRACTING ME! IT'S SO NICE AND SEXY.

Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*

salad bar by Hostess March 27, 2005

salad dick

A salad dick is when you have cheated on your wife/girlfriend, she then cuts tour dick off then you rush to hospital to get it sewn back on,

Once it has been sewn back on successfully sewn back on, your wife/girlfriend will come visit you whilst your in hospital.

She will then cut your dick of again and throw it out of the hospital window so you are unable to sew it back on, then you immediately grab abit of celery and draw a japsye on the end of it with specificly a second hand black sharpie pen and then violently fuck your wife/girlfriend with it until she vomits mixed vegetables.

Oh dear weres my dick, looks like I need to give her the salad dick.

salad dick by Mr faggot September 15, 2016

Salad Shaker 

When a guy sticks his tongue inside a girl’s vagina and shakes it uncontrollably

Best salad shaker in town @jacobsartorius

Salad Shaker by Myinstais@tiffanymccarlson July 30, 2018

Salad Fingers 

Salad Fingers is what seems to be an ill
minded individual who is Psychotic and skitso frenic. He has a mind of a young boy or girl, careless about death, he often shows signs of femanin and childish characteristics, he must be a man or woman, hes vocab is too high to be of a child. perhaps a victim of "a great war" exposed to radiation from nuclear arms causing him to become mentally ill.All his friends left him or died, hes puppets could have been his diseased fomore friends ,more than anything he is a victim of solitary confindment.

Salad Fingers events

"The Great War"
" Wedding Day"
" Some Where Over the Rainbow"

Salad Fingers by Realmz December 22, 2008

Salad Virgin 

An insult.

Used against somebody by giving the impression to on-lookers that they've never eaten a salad and as a result, makes them feel rather large.

Beckah "OMFG! Have you seen the size of her!"

Danny "I know, she's a right Salad Virgin"

Salad Virgin by Danny+Beckah_Rule January 29, 2009

Salad tossing wanker 

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you

-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!

Salad tossing wanker by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010