Swanson

The neighbor that when you see him coming you cringe knowing he either needs your mower, a tool or wants to drink beer all night.

Oh fuck here comes Swanson, I wonder what it’s gonna be this time.

by Joey Kotts October 18, 2020

Swanson

Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.

by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020

swagshuhua

very amazing wonderful kpop fanpage on tiktok

do you follow swagshuhua on tiktok?
of course why wouldn’t i!

by nayeonlvr January 20, 2021

Shawshanked

When a person on a date escapes, ghosting the other person mid-date, leaving them abandoned and befuddled.

I met her at a classy restaurant, she's there maybe five minutes and says she needs the ladies room, and then she Shawshanked me, leaving me with like 15 White Castle burgers I had to eat on my own.

by Harry the Horrible February 9, 2021

swanscomite

Common term to describe a scrawny youths from the town of swanscombe, pronounced similar to ‘thermite’. known for it’s culture of mountain bikes, drugs, people eating cats, people abandoning vehicles and torching them, and people having sex in the car park near the gym.

Swanscomites have been out last night, I found a condom and three bottles of cider near the bins at broomfield park.

by Old Rat May 1, 2021

sawsniping

a team that ended but is now like 12th gen, we all lost count

sawsniping is a team that should not be around

by idi9t June 29, 2021

Shawshank

A bent penis that turns to the right

Whoa man do me a favor and turn a little to the left, your shawshank is killing me.

by Marry Swanson August 31, 2021