Rock that stock

The act of a bull holler staying up for periods of days to get his trailer to the seller

Billy i wouldn’t be drinking if i was you you got to rock that stock

by Parnix11 June 18, 2018

stock

the best name, he is the best person alive and gets hella bitches.

stock is a playa

by big9papa January 31, 2022

The laughing stock of 1972

2 scores and 13 years ago, our nation was plagued with a severe case of the giggles. It was a difficult time for many as they could not control their laughter. However, one person was not affected and his name was Kirk. Kirk felt so alone, he couldn’t talk to anyone without them laughing. He felt like THE laughing stock of our nation. He went on to write about his tragic experience in what we know today as the laughing stock of 1972.

Did they teach you about the laughing stock of 1972 yet?

by Kirklaugh July 5, 2025

stock bro

The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks

Yo, hes just a stock bro

by Jaunpuckile May 15, 2022

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017

Dank Stock

Hilarious and dank, they are pictures use the awkward Shutterstock pics as memes... Look it up!

Dude 1: oh man I just saw the most dank stock!
Dude 2: oh mayn! Send it to me!

by Throw that ass in a circle June 8, 2016