The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.
"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."
by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022
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Gavi Stock

A gavi stock is a megajew with a big nose, a gavi stock is the person who hogs all the cocaine at a party and can do two lines at once with his big nose. He is also trash at fortnite.
Look at Gavi Stock hogging all the coke and losing that build battle
by DFFH5YUM February 14, 2019
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chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.
That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
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Stock-F

A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.
Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.
by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 15, 2018
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The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
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