Sosig

stick your fat sosig in the shagger vagger phil

prince Phillip went and slipped out a sosig and it’s going for 1.99, what a bar gain you fat pig

by shaggyvaggie August 26, 2019

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Sammy Sosa

U guys are all a bunch of ignorants. Sammy Sosa is the true example of somebody who overcome all the dificulties of growing up the dominican republic (I am dominican too) and made a career in the MLB. U all cry babies know that sammy sosa was borned in a abandoned hospital? and he had to work shinning shoes and selling lemon juice cuz his dad died when he was 7? and he had to use a rolled juice container cuz he had no money to buy a baseball glove? Exactly, you don't know all of that cuz in the dominican some dirty ass place like Bronx of Compton would look like a fuckin 3 Billion neighborhood. So stop bitchin about Sammy. Yeah, he cheated with the cork in his bat, but it was an accident (yeah assholes, they checked all the other 72 bats of sammy sosa, all of them clear) and it is a common practice for all baseball player to practice with a corked bat (improves the swing). So wtf do u expect, is sammy sosa perfect,can't he make mistakes? ("oh my god, sammy used a corked bat " But they all look the same, it is probably just a mistake" "meh, who cares, lets call him cheater") Unless any of you were borned in an abandoned hospital, and had to work since you were 7 years old, and had to go play baseball shoeless and with a rolled juice container, and now you are a MLB player STFU and stop bitching!

"Sammy Sosa had to work since he was 7 years old, and he became one of the best MLB players!"

by Sendog July 26, 2005

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sosmooth

Adjective used to describe something that is so smooth it's dripping with it

Guy 1: Check out my new BMW Mini.
Guy 2: Damn, that ride is sosmooth!

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"These Two-for-Tuesday chili dogs are sosmooth. Why can't it always be Tuesday?"

by Skylance September 29, 2004

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SOSSTK

Street cop shorthand for a death warrant during the apprehension of a monster. Acronym for Shoot On Sight Shoot To Kill.

Officer 1: He killed two cops and raped one daughter while her dad bled out on the floor.

Officer 2: We'll find him. Then he'll get a fair, impartial trial.

Officer 1: SOSSTK

Officer 2: Like I said.

by Modnar March 11, 2005

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