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another word for "cocaine". more of an underground word; commonly used so that others are not sure of the topic of conversation.
Hank: "Where's the little miss cokey smurf?"
Runkle: "Blowing away the rest of my money."
smurf by BelleAuBoisDormant March 31, 2011
whilst cought in the act of bein faloniess becouse you've been puffin on the pookie pipe to long, your officially Smurfin!
Mom: hey johnny did you remember to... HAH what are you doing?
Johnny: shit mom i told you never to walk in my room without knockin!!
Mom: what the hell are you smoking?
...oh my god johnny are you Smurfin?
smurfin by sam boW August 25, 2006

Smurfed Out 

Tripping on acid, or in other words feeling any sensation of extreme euphoria.
Yo dude, he's so smurfed out on that weed.
Smurfed Out by Justin February 20, 2004

Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
Surfs up, ASSHAT by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

papa smurf 

An Alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 Blue Jolt, 1/2 Kool-Aid, and what ever alcohol you prefer, works best with vodka.
"I can't remember anything from last night, I was drinking papa smurfs all night."
papa smurf by Scoops! January 21, 2010
Usually short, cute and sexy as fuck.

Not necessarily blue, though can increase sex appeal if so.

Someone who is a visual sensation and 89% of the time, under or around 5ft6.

Examples: She is well smurfy, omg she's smurftastic, let's go smurf hunting, I am the smurf hunter, where there's a smurf there's a way, no smurfs = no party.
1. *friday night, 8 pints down in the local*

"Come on lads, get the nets ready, we're going smurf hunting"

2. As a female walks buy, your walking companion will make a "mmm sound", to confirm their accuracy, "smurfy"
Smurfy by Turnero October 30, 2014