Special smoothie

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.

Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.

by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019

Neapolitan Smoothie

When you go from anal and nut in her pussy making a mix of white, brown and pink.

That girl was so wild last night she told me to neapolitan smoothie her.

by Outonthetown69 April 19, 2022

detox smoothie

Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion

I just had a detox smoothie.

by Fnt101 June 22, 2023

Smoothie

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs

Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?

by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017

Intrauterine smoothie

The oozing discharge after getting a back alley abortion

Jill makes the best intrauterine smoothies, the discharge to froth ratio is most excellent

by Bahammer February 24, 2021

banapple smoothie

A type of smoothie made with bananas and apples.

I'll have a banapple smoothie.

by Ritacca February 27, 2023

Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022