cock smack

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) scope of management authority.

Joe tried to give the attractive new receptionist a tour around the office, but his supervisor cock smacked him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 28, 2008

smack that jenny mac

people who enjoy a good bout of bum lovin, usually involving boom juice.
common term for a slut

last night i smacked that jenny mac
i'd smack that jenny mac

by smack that jennybm January 22, 2009

love smack

A love smack is a sharp smack on the rear of a man or woman during intercourse. Usually, it is initiated through vigorous copulation and or vocal stimulation.

A love smack can be used with an open hand, a belt, a fire-poker, or a ping pong paddle. The harder, usually, the more it stimulates the hitter/hittee.

"This guy love smacked me so hard last night that my butt looks like the cheeks of a chubby blushing dwarf"

"Yeah dude. I love smacked the crap out of this chick with dreads yesterday. It was so hard her ass almost caved in."

by Curly Top 3000 October 14, 2008

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

by Elena June 9, 2003

See a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em

Phrase meaning: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

You know what they say: see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em. Ho got to be, you know?

Sheeit...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

koofy smack

n; A more detailed and humiliating variation of the bitch slap in which you put baby powder (or some other light powder-like substance) on your hand and slap your "ho" in the face once, and bring your hand back again, effectively hitting her with the back of your hand.

Sean: Did you get the money?.
Greg: She was holdin' but once I gave her a koofy smack, she coughed it up.

by doublev July 30, 2008

Smacktikus Buttockus

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.

Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".

by Big Wil August 18, 2006