Slob on the knob

Slob on the knob is when you put too much lotion on your hands, and you cannot get it open.

"I had to slob on the knob in my sisters room this morning"

by Knob Slopper February 11, 2019

Slobberknockered

To be completely, annoyingly, dangerously drunk.

Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.

by rhino77 February 10, 2010

slobbing on the diddly

giving head

"Man it felt so good last night when she was slobbing on the diddly"

by ayyslmao February 14, 2017

Slobber jackit

Either a verb describing a slobbering person performing a hand job utilizing saliva or a noun describing a garmet worn by people involved in animal or people services in which protection from saliva is necessary.

Sweetheart it's getting kind of dry down there maybe you should try to slobber jackit.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Beer Slob

An avid beer drinker and sports enthusiast. Whether its golf, basketball, softball, Black Jack, or fantasy sports they are game.

He and his buddies sure are Beer Slobs

by RyansHooters August 11, 2011

Super Sloppy Slobby Joe

A blowjob in which the mans penis is so large it makes the girl cough up blood. However, she keeps sucking until the man cums. The blood and cum are super sloppy! The woman will also most like salivate and drool a lot, making it slobby.

Will you give me a super sloppy slobby joe tonight?

by Cool Dude Orange October 12, 2019

slob

(v) To make-out spastically.

So, you wanna come over and slob or something?

by Bro May 13, 2004