sclarp

The sound one makes while attempting to suck in air when being choked or strangled.

Mary Sue sclarped as her attacker strangled the shit out of her, but she got no air and slowly died.

by Mr. Deathly August 2, 2004

Sharpen

Sharpening refers to the process of taking the time to recharge your batteries. It is important to '''''Sharpen''''' on a frequent basis to make sure you do not burnout or become run down. There are many different ways to sharpen, and they will vary from person to person. Examples include a water sharpen (getting water), lunch sharpen (eating) or garden sharpen (planting trees) just to name a few. Sharpens must be taken in at least ten minute increments. Also, you should sharpen at least two times a day if your job requires you to work at least forty hours a week. The exact science requires that you sharpen at least ten minutes for every 4 hours you work.

Quilting sharpen, video game sharpen, p90x sharpen, walk the dog sharpen, fedalio shapen. There are so many more examples.

by KELBEL13 August 6, 2009

tonsil sharpening

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.

"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."

by Unequality February 8, 2010

sierra sharp

a humorous, beautiful, type of person that is no way shape or form rude.

man, that girl is just so rude!

hell yeah, she aint no sierra sharp!

by lillyypeeisurbestfrand October 6, 2010

F sharp principle

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea

tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo

by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013

Sharp

When a friend of yours goes after someone he knows you like.

"oi did you hear he's going after that girl you like"
" you mean he's doin a sharp?

by 006 October 23, 2007

Butthole Sharpie

A sharpie lodged into the anus. It sits comfortably sitkcing halfway out your butthole for weeks at a time while giving your ass cheeks a good shine.

It makes rimming difficult.

"hot beaks"


"Oh i wish that butthole sharpie was longer so we could double end"


"hot sharps spin tits"

by Snstr November 6, 2004