Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.

Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.

Moose-Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Skin Dinner 

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

Skin Dinner by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Brownie Skin 

The thin patina of shit covering an unsheathed cock after anal sex.

Rachel left me with brownie skin last night.

I pulled out and had the brownie skin.

She was so dirty I had to towel off the brownie skin.

Brownie Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Diddle Skin

The female clitoris.

My fingers hurt from working my diddle skin last night.

Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.

Diddle Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Ham Skin 

Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I like pulling my ham skin.

She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.

Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.

Ham Skin by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

Beef Skin by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

One Skin 

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.

Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?

One Skin by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018