Guys who post sad edits hoping a girl will notice. These people will often call other people simps to hide their simpery.
by Simp.killer March 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by CEOofSimplolgy March 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by NARETHEFAIRY February 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
• Knows that a hoe with hot cheetos/takis is to good for him so goes for the girls with clout, but not as much.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
• Usually a white boy or latino, never black.
• Name is probably Kevin, David, Anthony, Brandon, Josh, Alan, Nicholas
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit"
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens"
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
• Knows that a hoe with hot cheetos/takis is to good for him so goes for the girls with clout, but not as much.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
• Usually a white boy or latino, never black.
• Name is probably Kevin, David, Anthony, Brandon, Josh, Alan, Nicholas
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit"
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens"
Girl: OMG that dog is soooooo cute
Guy: OMG YASSSS *Doesn't thinks its cute, only agreeing wither because he is a simp*
Guy: OMG YASSSS *Doesn't thinks its cute, only agreeing wither because he is a simp*
by Lazy bish March 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by I want to not live June 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022
Get the simpmug.