Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018

Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.

"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"

by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018

Shirt-catting

For a female to wear only a tshirt and nothing else, in a way her genitals are visible under her tshirt.

Close the door baby, you know that i am shirt-catting . You don't want Phi to see me like this!

by Thurston Allouiches Hornbuckle July 22, 2018

shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin

"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"

by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023

shirt ritz

When you want to have a ritz inside public places that don’t allow vaping so you have a ritz through your shirt to reduce vapour

Bro can you chuck me your vape I wanna have a shirt ritz

by Iloveritzing December 30, 2022

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.

Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.

by anonymous August 23, 2023