Modern shart

Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.

Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.

Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!

by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020

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bag of sharts

underpants full of shits and farts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude

by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018

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mustard shart

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.

"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"

by chipoperson February 12, 2010

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Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.

We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010

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