see Alice

Sounds the same as Cialis - what you say when you have problems getting an erection

My cock won't get hard - I'll have to see Alice

by argusm June 7, 2007

see-food diet

On a diet when you see food and you eat it.

We are in a see-food diet to have an excuse for eating so much.

by MaloOki July 13, 2015

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

See a man about a dog

A clever way to tell someone "non of your business".

Q. - Where are you going?
A. - To see a man about a dog.

by Ms.Moe October 6, 2009

I see how it is

This phrase can be said and used in a lot of situations including when someone is prejudiced, ignorant or racist.

For Example, In your work place when the manager gives your white work colleague a promotion even though it is clear to everyone including the manager and yourself that he is just a lazy worker who gets by using people and doing minimum work whilst you suffering from institutional and corruption worked exceptionally hard etc but got nothing in return so the black worker says "I see how it is!"

by BlackRocky August 22, 2012

See you next Tuesday

A verbal play on the C word. That is right the profane C.U.N.T.

Bitch: “your hair looks like crap! Why do you bother getting up each morning?!”

Nice girl: “yeah, have a nice day! see you next Tuesday!

by T_rump_supporter May 28, 2018

see a man about a wallaby

go to the bathroom.

While it may be used in "Finding Nemo", Mr. Disney (who was deceased, by the way, when "Finding Nemo" was made) did not come up with it. It is an Austrailian saying which was popularized in the movie "Crocodile Dundee".

"Man, that was a great chili dog, but now I've gotta see a man about a wallaby."

by ixolib December 10, 2008