a sad quirky girl who believes she’s an empath (she’s not). also very charismatic ( according to her) and may or may not be obsessed with men twice her age 😅. starts breaking down when she is spoken to and is unintentionally funny. considered sweet by strangers, but not friends.
by whye am i so coo l February 6, 2022
Get the saamiya mug.Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...
The infamous mad scientist spelunking cave explorer extrordinaire Sir Bok McFitzgerald the 7th, was found alive and well this morning after a cave collapse had trapped him 20 feet below the surface for 3 hours in a guano cave just outside of Dickey, North Dakota. The scientist was obviously too traumatized by the event for comment as he was pulled out of the cave on a stretcher by local search and rescue paramedics. But he was seen pulling off his oxygen mask long enough to utter one strangled word, that being "Sammiches...," before his eyes rolled back in his head and convulsions resumed appearantly from an allergic reaction to ingesting guano. This made the 6 o'clock news complete with "film at eleven" in Dickey, North Dakota, where Sir Bok is a hero of some reknown, having an honorary "certificate of merit" in exploration for once getting his head stuck in a storm drain after announcing "I think I see a quarter!" His fellow high school alumni took pity on what could prove to be their village idiot and dubbed him an "explorer."
by ampudroid January 2, 2009
Get the sammiches mug.(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 17, 2007
Get the Samich mug.The administration team from the Hills District Dads Facebook page. Admin, but sad. Mostly dad's who are emasculated by their wives and crave power they don't have in real life. Sadmin are usually short, and hunt in groups.
Who deleted the post we were all enjoying? Bet it was a Sadmin.
Which one of these is liked? Hitler, AIDS or a Sadmin? Answer: None.
Which one of these is liked? Hitler, AIDS or a Sadmin? Answer: None.
by Denver Bronco 78 February 26, 2017
Get the Sadmin mug.n. (origin LOLcat) something made by a woman for her man if she knows whats good for her. Must contain one or more meats,and none of that foo foo vegi crap (except maybe lettuce for the crunch-but bacon can easily substitute lettuce in a pinch). And don't forget the freaking mayonnaise this time!
by chimeratear March 27, 2010
Get the Sammich mug.A people who live in Finland, Norway, Denmark and parts of Russia. Also known as Laplanders. They herd reindeer and have the prettiest little costumes. Unfortunately, they are kind of boring.
by smantha June 11, 2006
Get the sami mug.Sami is one of the most beautiful people you'll ever see. She is always smiling, and can light up a room. Sami is a great soccer player, and is very athletic. Most boys are crazy about Sami, because she has such a big butt.
Overall, Sami is one of the best people you'll ever meet.
Overall, Sami is one of the best people you'll ever meet.
by Soccer star19 September 18, 2016
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