Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Red Rooster

Go to twitch and search deadmanchubz and ask him to eat red rooster

My name is deadmanchubz and i love red rooster chicken

by CucumberJoe September 6, 2022

Magic Rooster

Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.

That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!

by Happy Rooster January 12, 2020

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 24, 2016

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

Rocky Rooster

my really really cute tabby kitten that meows.

omg look its rocky rooster!

by RockyRooster October 10, 2011

rooster cum

A egg not fried completely. White around the yolk

I hate having rooster cum on my eggs.

by Young at heart old in age February 2, 2023