Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021

RBF - Resting Bass Face

Resting Bass Face is super similar to a resting b*tch face! We’ve all seen an RBF in our lifetime.

“Dude that girl had an RBF!” - @HippieFl1p

“More like a RBF - Resting Bass Face!” - @FriskyHug

by HippieFl1p April 5, 2022

intellectually resting

When one decides not to call themselves stupid or if your brain isnt working, or the words your saying arent making any sense.

friend 1: Damn my brain isnt working

Friend 2. oh you mean intellectually resting
friend 1: yeah i guess you can say im intellectually resting

by Ri4Ri4 March 7, 2023

Sämis resting Place

A Beautiful place with a lot food, love and friendship

I would love to be at a Sämis resting Place

by Punchy_Rock December 5, 2023

Yomi-Resting

When you say you're resting but your idea of resting is working on your day(s) off.

A term started by the Yomi Quinnley Community.

"Hey, are you resting? Or are you Yomi-Resting?"

"You're not Yomi-Resting again, are you?"

by TheNamesHezzy June 5, 2024

Penis retention

Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out

OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD

by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024

anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.

Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".

by QuacksO June 15, 2024