religion fraud

The intentional abuse of the traditions or beliefs of your religion for personal gain.

Person 1: WTF, were you watching porn?!
Person 2: Yeah. So?
Person 1: Isn't that against your beliefs?
Person 2: Ha, I don't have to worry about that during this time of the year. It's Ramadan next month and all my sins will be forgiven.
Person 1: That's the worst case of religion fraud I've ever heard!

religion fraud by Procrat January 17, 2011

Religion Whore 

One who has beliefs in a variety of religions including (but not limited to): Buddhism, Islam, Christianity, and Judaism.

Bill: Is Ellen a Christian or a Hindu?

Frank: I don't think she has one religion, she kind of dabbles in a lot of different ideologies.

Bill: Oh so you mean she's a religion whore.

Frank: Yeah, basically.

Religion Whore by ThatOneTwoThree February 28, 2009

Religion Fucked 

This phenomenon occurs through-out all the corners of the globe. It is when "religious" kids go from pre-teens to teenagers into high-school and they are the ones to experiment with drugs, sex, etc. All because their overly strict religious parents drove them to social-retardation all their lives. So when they hit highschool he/she can not handle the new found freedom.

Usually the school whore/ druggy was once very religious and then highschool came along.

A: "Hey have you seen Christina, I did not see her at church today"

B:" Yeah, she decided to miss church and go have sex with Steven"

A:"Damn, she is still only 15!"

B: "Yeah, that bitch got Religion Fucked"

Religion Fucked by JoGa. January 8, 2009

religion and politics 

the two reasons why the world currently is a peice of shit

Religion: FOR ALLAH! *explosion*
Politics: FOR OIL! *invade middle east*

religion and politics by largo September 27, 2004

religion and politics 

the worst topics for discussion ever. Use these to quickly make enemies and ruin friendships.

person1: Hey man, we really have a lot in common, we should hang out more...
person2: ok
*guys become good friends*

Example 1:
person1: so what do vote for republicans or democrats?
person2: democrats
Person1: republicans....fuck

Example 2:
person1: want to come to church with me?
person2: im atheist
person1: ...fuck....

religion and politics ruined these guys views for each other

religion and politics by benjamus June 2, 2007

Religion MC-Market

He's a dude who owned one of the biggest service teams, then sold it, then bought it back, then sold it again?

He's nice, but honestly, that supreme sweatshirt does not fit him

I'm like Religion MC-Market, I keep selling and buying!

Religion MC-Market by GhastB October 28, 2018

religion of watersheep

The religion of Watersheep was created by two very important people in Minecraft, PewDiePie & Watersheep. Watersheep is an official religion created in Bro Land. This religion was founded in June 23, 2019 after Watersheep was tormented and beaten by someone who loved him then killed him, but Watersheep was resurrected he then was held in the council of Water-sheep were PewDiePie worshiped him and he was responsible for every thing that happens to Bro Land. Then later that year PewDiePie had to make the great sacrifice, he had to blow up the council of Watersheep, but since Watersheep is a god he can not be killed, there for watersheep is still watching over us. "WaterSheep was like a father to me, I loved him like my son." -PewDiePie

Religion of WaterSheep- A religion created bye PewDiePie

religion of watersheep by DOUBLExDAGGER_YT May 6, 2020