Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum

I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal

by Yeet64872 December 8, 2018

Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'

He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass

by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022

rectumate

enjoying the fondling of ones rectum either alone or with a partner.

Ohhh baby! i sure would like to rectumate you.

by pussy bee June 6, 2022

rectumeyetus

When the optic nerves connect to the rectum and give one a shitty outlook on life

Suzie has rectumeyetus today.

by Suzie gumdrops October 13, 2022

Rectumis Prime

To have anal sex inside a semi truck and orgasm so loud that you make a transforming sound

She orgasmed in the truck so loud that I thought she was transforming into Rectumis Prime

by Epilepto July 3, 2023

Rectumnal

The twice yearly periods, roughly corresponding to the spring and fall equinox, each lasting approximately 30 days, when it is socially acceptable to be an absolute, overt asshole towards other people, deflecting all responsibility for one's poor behavior, and instead blaming one's extreme anti-social behavior and absolute, fucking social retardation on the alignment of the planets, celestial mechanics, changing of the seasons, and anything else plausibly related to the lunar tides.

Hey Frances, why you so mean this week? You on a raging tear because it's the Spring Rectumnal, again? Last year, during the fall Rectumnal, you were inconsolable and extremely irritable.

by Boloniano March 20, 2025

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009