redneck power wash
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean
redneck power wash by Andy Banas July 20, 2008
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Redneck pick up lines
Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.
Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up
Redneck pick up lines by Yoan'tskeerdandI'mNotScared January 27, 2010
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The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.
Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s
So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.
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So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.
The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering
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Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.
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In talladegastan (also known as the southern holy land) there lies a redneck jesus. One who can make the masses consume their mass quantities of bud light and bask in his victory, and pledge their allegiance to him and the heavenly father Dale Earnhardt Sr. For it is told this is the true path to the land of Daytona, a heaven-like place with more left turns.
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