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Queef Jerky

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.
Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.
by James Longfellow February 5, 2010
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super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life
on the 7th day, God super queefed humanity into existence
by tanner atwater September 25, 2007
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Quaffer

Arecently patented shot glass with a built in chaser
by Nikki October 6, 2003
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Queefer McBeaver

Anyone who can make a girl Queef on demand.
Queefer McBeaver: "how many times did you cum"
Girl: "none"
Queefer McBeaver: "how many times did you queef"
Girl: "50"
by moke murder August 4, 2011
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dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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