Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

skinny queen

A name used as a compliment toward a persons appearance. The person does not have to necessarily have to be skinny or royal, but just attractive.

"Have you seen Adriana's outfit today?"
"Yes she's a skinny queen!"

by skylairgd August 20, 2017

queen elizabeth ii

To defecate; to extrude fecal matter from the buttox

Hey, I'll be back in a minute I gotta go take a Queen Elizabeth II"

by Kirix May 29, 2011

Queefsabi

A very spicy cunky queef, often leaving people with a tears like when you cut an onion. The equivalent is having salsa, or wasabi put in your eyelids.

I'm not crying, she just had Queefsabi

by JD_23 November 8, 2011

Queen Mother

A bossy woman who is dominant, confident, headstrong and independent. She can be a feminist. She’s bossy esp to men.

My gf is a queen mother

by Genpum January 25, 2018

harem queen

A girl or woman who has a lot of male friends. Usually they have more male friends than female friends. (See One of the lads) This person is usually the envy of many other women.

"I saw Corinne out with three guys last night!"
"She's the harem queen!"

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.

Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."

by firestick69 November 21, 2010