professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professional Humaning

(verb) Being a Professional Human.

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

Professional Go getter

When a Woman/Man giving a blowjob chokes/gags themselves by forcing their own head down to the base of the receiver’s dick.

“Yo Connor’s mom was sucking me off on my break and man when I tell you she was a professional go getter”

by Wyllie’s mom June 30, 2023

Professional

1st using a fake personality so as to manipulate clients into liking you and gain more return clients.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)

See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.

Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.

by WGstyles August 16, 2023

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023