When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther
by Kochst087 November 20, 2020
Get the Not a pretzelmug. When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
Get the Pretzel Snakemug. Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.
R.I.P PretzelMe
R.I.P PretzelMe
by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008
Get the Pretzel Memug. When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.
by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022
Get the Pretzelmug.