Uncle Paul

slang term for child molester. Originated in springfield VA from a short video called big boys dont cry with a character named uncle Paul. It is also slang for the movie title.

1. That guy over there is an uncle Paul. You better watch out.
2. Help I'm Being attacked by uncle Paul!

by Idontcar3whatmynam31s January 21, 2009

Paul C. Hemmes

Paul C. Hemmes developed a fondness for film at an early age, fired by his paternal grandfather’s flair for home movies and his first screening of Squirm in 1976. While a fan of all types of films, genre films such as horror and science fiction are among his favorites. His educational credits to date include a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications from Columbia College Chicago as well as a Master of Science Degree in Information Systems from the University of Phoenix. In addition to his Executive Producer role on the documentary, The Reptile Sanctuary, he also wrote, produced, and directed two feature films, The Domain (2007) and Dead Enders (2009), which he created under the banner of his multimedia company FANCY LAD FILMS.

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by kymastyx September 19, 2009

Paulina

Paulina is kinda awesome. she's funny, and loves flaming hot Cheetos.

girl a: "where's Paulina?"
girl b: "Oh, she'll be right back, she's just getting some Cheetos)

by bear142567 May 29, 2019

Dr. Doom Paul

Dr. Doom Paul is a meme that was crated around 2009 after Texas congressman Ron Paul lost the republican nomination for the presidency in 2008. Many of his supporters believed "all was lost" and that "It's over" for the united states now that Ron had failed. Traces of the meme remained on the net but were largely forgotten, after 4chan's /new/ board was removed most of the pictures remained the mirror site on 4chon and 4chan's /int/ board. In 2011 Doom Paul resurfaced on 4chan's /pol/ board under the name Doom Paul. Many of his pessimistic supporters, Ron Paul haters and trolls made more of these pictures. Some of them featuring the congressmen photo shopped in doomsday wastelands sending the message that if Ron Paul fails to get the republican nomination for presidency in 2012 the end will surely come this time? Maybe? These pessimistic supporters believe "it's happening" and that these are the last days of the great USA. In a tight race for the 2012 republican ticket no one can be certain who will get the nomination but to the Doom Paul fanatics they have already made up their minds.

Ron Paul supporter #1:

Hey man! Ron Paul is running again! Isn't that great! We have another chance!

Pessimistic Ron Paul supporter:
I love Ron. I think it's great he's running but he won't win, all is lost. the USA will become a police state like the republicans want. The democrats will keep spending on welfare and we will get into more endless war, these are the last days. His message is full of doom.

Ron Paul supporter #1:

You act like he is the bringer of doom! He is not Dr. Doom paul he is Ron Paul bringer of truth and justice.

Pessimistic Ron Paul supporter:
It's over just accept your fate!

Ron Paul supporter #1:

There is still hope for America!

by Dr. Doom Paul February 14, 2012

Jake Pauler

Fucking retards between the ages of 5 and 12. They will believe anything their fucking brain dead idol says because they're all impressionable little cunts.

They believe he's savage when in reality he's just another fucking moron vlogger with a big ego.

Jake Pauler: "Oh my god he's so flippin savage! He dabs on those haters and I want to ride his fucking cock."

Anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up and kill yourself."

by haha funny meme August 11, 2017

Paul Thompson

Talented drummer for Glaswegian group Franz Ferdinand. The only member of the band who was actually born in Scotland (Edinburgh), making his accent the hardest to understand, but also the most fun. It has been stated by the man himself that he once sold his arse-fat to medical science because he couldn't be arsed (oh, hahaha) to get a job.

Thankfully he has found a career in dear old Franz!

"That Paul Thompson has really fancy boots"

by SuperPooks February 10, 2006

Paul Trible

The man. The myth. The legend. Former Representative and Senator of Virginia and now President of Christopher Newport University, this man has made CNU what it is today. Without him, we wouldn't have half the luxuries on campus we have today due to his connections and ability to raise donations and pride for the campus. He is a celebrity on campus as all students respect and admire to be like him. Great combover.

Student 1: Paul Trible said hi to me on campus. What a legend.

Student 2: who's that?

Student 1: *tells admissions*

Student 2: *packs their stuff*

by cnustudent January 13, 2014