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porchmonkey

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.
1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
by hey August 16, 2008
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porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
by Drew Christx January 23, 2007
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Pornhub

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biscuit lipped porchmonkey

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out
by gmoney618 June 1, 2011
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porchin

They are porchin in the heat.
by ChiliYago February 25, 2004
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Podphone

An unlocked GSM cellphone with no manufacturers name
printed on it. Examples include the Song series of cellphones
which can be purchased directly from Hong Kong or through distributors in the US & Europe for under $200.
My "PODPHONE" works with AT&T & T-Mobile prepaid SIM cards, doesn't require a 2 year contract, gives me internet access, accepts up to 2GB microSd cards for playing mp3's & video 3gp files, has a touchscreen, and up to a 3.2 megapixel digital camera.
by John Keening January 7, 2008
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pornhub live

It’s a live cam show site featuring some of pornhubs hottest models
If you like pornhub you’ll love pornhub live
by Nigga_Bruh August 17, 2019
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