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Pornhub

Only the most wholesome and kid friendly website out there!

1 Year old: Wanna watch Pornhub?
Another 1 Year old: Sure!
And now they are having a better life.

When you go and you find out your penis is a stick of dynamite so you scream “I GO BOOM!!”

Oh damn I feel something
Oh damn my penis is red
OH DAMN I GO BOOM

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