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vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.
Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.
by D. D. D. September 6, 2023
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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
by Coconut363 September 29, 2023
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Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch
“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey
by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
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painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch
by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020
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Porch

During the Covid-19 crisis, to “porch” something is to set it outside on the porch and close the door so another can pick it up (more) safely.
I have vanilla. Come on by. I’ll porch it for you.
by Trikeguy March 29, 2020
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porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.
Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty
by Queen trashpanda June 4, 2020
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Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.
Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco
by Maverix91 July 8, 2020
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