porking

When a male and female are wearing pants and rubbing there crothes together.

Wanna go porking motha fudger

by Ninja God October 10, 2005

Pooping out the woodwork

When a string of unexpected and potentially annoying or crappy events occur, or when annoying or crappy people/animals/objects begin to appear in rapid succession without prior notice.

William Shatner's musical career has been pooping out the woodwork recently.

by JAMZ! February 6, 2009

polking it

has multiple meanings
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"

Inglese- Effin S Yeah BROO

Marcus- bro, your polking it right now

by Dashinkashayla May 27, 2011

Porking

When two overweight homeless people have sex

I was walking home last night and I saw those homeless people porking

by Waiving Fees June 5, 2016

Reverse Pooping

The act of eating any mexican food, specifically fast food mexican via Taco Bell/Del Taco.

Its time to go to Taco Bell and watch lil Steven James reverse poop.

Seeing Steven James reverse pooping at Taco Bell was enough to make my stomach turn.

by Steven1 September 21, 2011

porking the prince

see: banging the queen

Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!

by Big Mike May 3, 2006

plooking

when you throw up and poop at the same time.

i was soo drunk last night i was plooking all over!

by torra borra May 19, 2004