Poof

A poof is the buldge that you see in between a girls legs when she is wearing a skirt, that is caused by faulty landscaping. she does not shave her pubes.

This chick at school had a tooooootal poof going on it was nasty! She has alot of dark hair so you know its nasty down there.

by tannor October 5, 2011

Poodam

When the movement of your feces is blocked by the dams in the bowels, otherwise known as constipation.

"Man, my stomach hurts so much! I must have a really bad case of poodam".

She couldn't relieve himself for days because of her poodam.

by toonya June 21, 2016

poffa's

A brand new dutch term for abusing policemen.

pronunciation: poh-faahs

Shit, we got some poffa's right behind us!

My dad had a warning from a poffa

by Ramonpep May 15, 2007

poobah

1. diabolical leader conspiring against the U.S.
2. water buffalo hat

1. The grand Poobah will prevail! The Poobah will conquer all!
2. The viking horns on that poobah hat are sick!

by Sim_1 December 30, 2007

pooda

meaning shit, poo, crap.

Hey you pooda

by Kunzi May 1, 2003

poocasso

To get drunk and crap all over a public establishment

uh, oh! looks like he pulled another poocasso in the mens room!

by senormobius May 13, 2005

ninja poof

When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face

to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed

by s8vewatrdrnkbeer January 17, 2009