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Ponding

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.
by Invitation December 19, 2008
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23-chromosome pudding

A man's ejaculate, warm and creamy, ready to be consumed by his sexual partner. So-called, because of the 23 chromosomes of DNA contained in the sperm.
Man, that girl I took to dinner last night was hot. She had some of my 23-chromosome pudding for dessert.
by perverted_one June 28, 2007
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chocolate and vanilla pudding

when a gay or straight man ejaculates in another mans booty while the man thats being ejaculated on creates fecies at the same time.
dude... i totally choclolate and vanilla puddinged carson last night.

frank was upset because he found out his lover chocolate and vanilla puddinged another man.
by shawty got dat sick mind March 7, 2009
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cum-pudding

cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!
A bunch of us cadets got together for our Friday night JO party and made cum-pudding!
by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020
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ponding

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.
Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!
by Rob S January 13, 2005
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Plum Pudding

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.
Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.
by JesterHat August 30, 2009
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