A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.
"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
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by Vox Nerduli July 18, 2006
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Boner 1: Lindsay looks like a wet rat crawling off your boat.
Boner 2: Yeah Farrah Faucet like dude, but check out those poppers. She could paint a canvas with those hard nipples.
Boner 2: Yeah Farrah Faucet like dude, but check out those poppers. She could paint a canvas with those hard nipples.
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Get the Poppernickel mug.To believe anything you are told when it comes to chatting up a member of the opposite sex. 'Plapperts' are stupid, oblivious and will do whatever you tell them to. They think they are talking dirty but really they're just talking a load of funny shit and it gives everyone around them a good laugh.
'I dream of shaving you head, eyebrows included, so i can redraw some features with a permanent marker to make you the perfect woman. this is often the dream i have before i wake up in my own piss.'
'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Yes.'
'Okay. I want you to make me purr with excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good rag on.'
'He's such a Plappert!'
'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Yes.'
'Okay. I want you to make me purr with excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good rag on.'
'He's such a Plappert!'
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