When one commits an act that can be compared to retadism. Common in teenage boys living in Mount Waverley. Perfected by Andrew M. Committing a 'Phil Jaques Moment' can result in the offender being beaten and ridiculed relentlessly.
Anthony: Oh Shit! I just dropped my priceless ming vase!
Andrew: Bah!!! Phil Jaques Moment!
(punches ensue)
Basically the Donald Trump of Metal,a racist hillbilly who thinks he has the right to puke his trailer park white power attitude all over the Metal community,just because most metal musicians and fans ride his dick like there's no tomorrow...he's also a huge drama queen and poser.
Phil Berg is an american attorney who launched a $$911 million law suit against George Bush, his entire administration and the CIA, charging them with the full responsibility for the planning and execution of 9/11 attacks as well as murder of over 3000 innocent people.
"... alleging President Bush and officials, including Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Feinberg, and Senior Bush, that they had knowledge and warnings of 9/11, and failed to warn or take steps to prevent what occured on 9/11."
-From Phil Berg's speech on the law suit announcement in 2003.
Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.
”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”
This is within the aspect of dragging everyone around you down as far as possible because you are a lazy sack of shit who can’t do anything correctly outside of your own arrogant perspective. In order to perfect this you must weighy a gross amount of weight and attempt to run a farm where you have no idea what you are doing even with animals you have owned for many years. Not only this but pass most of the work onto your kids who had no intention to share the money hole amount of work with you. Nobody will like you even your own family because you are a nuisance with your mouth and body in every way. The only thing you will be useful for is shoving shit down your throat and yelling.
Friend: Yo bro are you going to the party?
Me: Nah I heard Phil danze effect will be there
Friend: EWWWW I WONT BE GOING NOW!