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by the avrg neo-nazi September 15, 2023
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My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.
by PR_thundergod March 2, 2015
Get the puertorican thundergod mug.A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
by Tramposo December 14, 2009
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Get the puertoricana mug.originated in dartmouth, ma, puertorican wasted is simply a term for getting hammerfaced and having a blast while wearing a miraculous bra. no puertoricans necessary. a similar term "mexican wasted" - altered form for cinco de mayo.
by ilovetogetHF May 30, 2011
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He's a puertorican
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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