Penis

a male organ that girls suck and stick inside themselves for both male and female sexual pleasure

dud that girl was sucking on my penis!

by Blach Chang January 28, 2008

peni

plural form for 'penis'

There is an abundance of peni in the locker room.

by PENIIIIII May 16, 2010

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003

Penis

a body part used to make babies.

OMFG his penis is so BIG

by ihaveasmallpenis March 22, 2009

Penis

not a vagina

Looks its batman no its a penis!!

by OmgitspenisNOitsaVAGINA May 20, 2010

penis

The male reproductive organ that is often inserted into many different things such as the famle/male/animal's ear, nose, asshole, vagina, clevage, mouth or such things as pie, holes in the wall, or just simple mud. It is also used for ejaculating onto any of the above surfaces, and even as a method for waking someone up by use of slapping it near or on the victim's face.

Oh boy would I love to slap you with my penis! Yay!

by Peter Christian November 17, 2003

penis

The love pole. Girls need it because it makes the feel real. A real good girls likes to suck on it all the time just to feel useful in life.

Jim's girlfriend sucks his penis a lot because if she didn't she would whether and die out of uselessness.

by Big Hard on September 13, 2003