peels

fellatio; when a female polishes the pork sword or buffs the helmet with her tongue; to shine the mushroom cap with feminine slurping action. As Mr. Food would say, "Ooh, it's so good!"

Man, did I ever get peeled this morning upon awakening. Fuck breakfast!
Excuse me, biatch, would you give me peels?
That ho gives great peels!

by weave March 21, 2003

Peans

Pronounced: Peens, (like "beans")

Similar in sound to the word Peens but having an opposite meaning. Peans means to have a large dick that many know of through reputation. Peans is very much considered a compliment to someone, as opposed to Peens.

(*Note: Peens means to be a penis eater)

Man 1:Dude! that guy is such a peans!
Man 2: I know man! his peans is crazy!

Woman 1: His peans would be amazing to see.

by The original pean. December 13, 2009

E-Peen

(noun) A reference to male genitalia in the world of computer forums.

Bob- "Dood! I totally Pwn Joo!"
Dave "No man I totally Pwnd Joo!!!"
Sally "Would you guys stop flexing your E-peens?!"

by Alphajonny September 26, 2005

peener

A small, weak, and soft penis.

That guy is a peener or that guy has a peener.

by The greatest penis fucker December 20, 2009

Peebs and Geebs

An impromptu party consisting of the drinking of Pabst Blue Ribbon and the smoking of gravity bongs. Originating in Newark, Delaware, this type of party is the ideal way for poor college kids to get wasted fairly quickly.

"Yo, man, what are you doing tonight?"
"Ah, I was thinking of getting the gang together for some Peebs and Geebs."
"Alright, hook me up!"
"Got five bucks?"

by Khora February 19, 2008

High-peeness

High peeness refers to Happiness in a sexual way. i.e. the erected state of the male genitals.

What do I want in life? High-peeness, just like everyone else.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

peener skull

an offensive term used to descibe the penis head

Hey, Chad you gay little fuck get over here an suck my peener skull. NOW!

by Bray 'n Clay February 26, 2004