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poletti

An old italian slang word, poletti is used to describe a flacid penis
I wanted to fuck him last night, but when he unzipped he had a poletti.
by ALCsurvivor September 27, 2012
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up the pole

phr. 1 (late 19C+) insane. 2 1920s +) pregnant (cf. UP THE SPOUT).
- Is she up the pole ?
- Better ask Seymour that. (James Joyce:Ulysses,PICADOR,1998, p.23)
by Petyush March 27, 2005
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parole hold

1:A word used by prisoners, or parolee to decribe
someone or something holding on to something for a
longtime; 2: Tight restrication, possesion of, to
hold on to something for a longtime.
1: A parolee in the free world might have many
restrictions, or tight guidelines placed on him.
Biff can't have a cellphone/ pager,or going into
Liquerstores. If he wants travel outside a 60 mile
radius of his home, he must notify his parole officer
Biff: " The Man has gotta Parole Hold on me!"
2: Bogarting a Joint.
"Chad has a Parole Hold on that joint!"
3: A controling girlfriend / or boyfriend.
Tad can't go out with the boys anymore,
Britney has a Parole Hold on him.
by v83image December 30, 2005
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pole dyke

adj: The Chick that wears the pants in a lesbian relationship. The lesbian that doesnt turn men on.
any chick that is stronger then any male, or speeks in a crazy low man voice like she is fooling someone.

Mostly seen in the wild wearing flannel with a almost mullet like haircut if not a full mullet "level 1 to 5". Sometime go by the name ROn.
In reality this word can be used pretty freely. Towards any ethnic race, In any situation.

"Nice F**king Dog,You F***king POLE DYKE"
Do you see how versatile this word is?
by RixJoe May 25, 2006
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proletarian shopping

Looting; when the working class goes apeshit and steals large quantities of merchandise en masse, usually accompanied by vandalism, arson, and violence against the police.
The revolution is here! Lets smash those fucking windows and do some proletarian shopping!
by stuzzzzz January 7, 2008
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pole stroker

The act of stroking the cock of a gay man.
by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003
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Ask the Poles. They know.

Another catchphrase for email footers and instant messenger status messages.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.
- How on earth can you title an article "The Glory of Poland"?
- Ask the Poles. They know.
by TomGore April 13, 2010
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