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pretzel lock

Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.
TK was pinned by Wilson and escaped by using the pretzel lock.
by Phatlumpia January 11, 2023
mugGet the pretzel lockmug.

Dirty Pretzel

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Pretzelmug.

Purple Pretzel

When you try to flirt but remember she's married.
"Blue balls. idk about that but i do know Purple Pretzel."
by Saltee March 3, 2025
mugGet the Purple Pretzelmug.

Pretzel

where two guys are butt to butt and they reach around to give each others handjobs
Hey bro, do you want to pretzel with me, I really need ot let go.
by WontResist June 4, 2015
mugGet the Pretzelmug.

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.
by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022
mugGet the toilet pretzelmug.

Pretzel

Slang word to describe someone you think is crazy or weird. Because of twisted.
Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."
by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025
mugGet the Pretzelmug.

Pretzel

When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.
Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now
by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022
mugGet the Pretzelmug.

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