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Pain

Very strong intense discomfort, due to injury or what have you.
by Saints September 22, 2003
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bme pain olympics

The most disturbing video you will ever see... Ever.
The video takes place during the final round and features one or more males divulging in the act of self castration.
So did you watch the BME Pain Olympics?
"yeah, I threw up too"
by o ReV October 31, 2007
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pain olympics

A disturbing video where a man cuts off circulation to his testicles and penis, and begins to cut them off. In the end, he squeezes the actual testicle out of the scrotum. Not recommended for the weak minded.
"Did you see the video with the man chopping off his own dick?" "Yeah, it's called Pain Olympics on You Tube."
by Verginia January 14, 2008
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t-painin

jumping in on somebody convo or business unannounced...
Jay-z says to lil moma at the vma's “You’re T-paining right now” with she jus jumped on stage wit him and alicia keys. Reference to T-Pain getting on the stage with Jay-z unannounced during his performance of “D.O.A” at Summer Jam.

(some dude jump in a convo you and somebody having) "com'n man u t-painin dog"
by Deenj September 16, 2009
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pain slut

a masochistic role (see BDSM) wherein the role player achieves sexual gratification from experiencing varying levels of pain, usually at the hand(s) of a Master/Mistress.
That guy was such a pain slut that he was begging Me to punch him after I stomped on his balls.
by Sam I Am July 28, 2003
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worst pain ever

This sensation is best experienced by using the following method:

For males:
1: Take one long, glass, drink-stirring rod
2: Insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: Smash penis repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the glass rod to shatter and impale your penis from the inside out.

For females:
1: Take one incandescent lightbulb
2: Insert bulb into vagina, anus, or both
3: Jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your vagina and/or anus.
Dave: "Ready Tom?"
Tom: "I really don't know about this...are you sure it'll make me cum harder than ever?"
Dave: "Yeah, something like that..." (Hits Tom's penis repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
Tom: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"

Shelly: "Dave, are you sure this will make me cum for a solid 5 minutes?"
Dave: Yeah, something like that..." (Pushes Shelly off small ledge onto wooden A-frame).
Shelly: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Dave: "I'm a douchebag...I need a new hobby".
by Babies September 13, 2006
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worst pain ever

Men: Being kicked in the balls!
Woman: Giving birth!
Some men: Knowing its your baby!
Lucy kicked Frank'o in the balls while giving birth to frank'os son!

That's the worst pain ever!
by shaun gardner October 4, 2006
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