picture impression

When you see somebody on a pictures only and judge the person attitude/character, though you never met her/him in real life.

Short:
Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.

Johnny : Hey man, look at this girl. What an ugly cow, geez. I bet she is a real pain in as a gf

Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!

by sal4 June 8, 2010

picturephonic

1) when a picture REALLY does say 1000 words

2) when you identify a product based soley on the label picture

You have to try Hurricane Wine. It's the one with the hurricane on the label. You know, it's picturephonic.

by Ms. Redneck May 27, 2012

Picture Hangover

When a subject has no memory of how and when he ended up with the latest picture on his smartphone. The said picture is obviously totally random and plain weird.

"Bro, how the fuck did I get that pic of a dog working on a construction site? Geez, I have one hell of a picture hangover."

by LeGentleman December 12, 2013

picture hopper

When someone takes a picture with random strangers just to make a funny picture. Could be due to something the random strangers are doing or wearing etc.
-DDrDan202

Picture Hopper -A person who creates kind of an awkward situation while taking a funny picture such as if your in Las Vegas and you see two random people on the street, one is passed out, the other is waiting for the 1st one to wake up and you jump in to take a funny picture .

by DanTanneh May 21, 2015

picture-gasm

becoming sexually aroused to a printed picture of a person to the point where begin to masturbate to you

This picture of Miley Cyrus had me picture-gasm. I need two towels.

by SuperSandpaper March 6, 2016

picture radio

Broadcast television.

From TheSimpsons season 27, ep 15: Ralph to Lisa after viewing her on the local news the previous day: "I saw you on the picture radio."

by halfawop August 9, 2016

Picture Framing

When you experience morning wood so powerful and long lasting, that you are unable to roll from your back to your stomach in bed, and are propped up like a picture frame.

Babe can you please take care of this thing? I'm picture framing like a mofo over here.

by Doodleboner December 26, 2016