penis

a magical wand used for pleasurable acts as well as a defence mechanism. Where there is penis, there will be Smokey and Frootloop.

She felt the warm presence of me penis

I managed to fend those negros off at the last second by using my penis

by Smokeeee August 29, 2006

penis

A penis is... MY wang!

mmm tasteyyyy stuff man, tastey stuff!!

by Koala Beer January 20, 2005

penis

A yummy thing to suck on. It tastes delicious. Also the balls are good too. I love to suck on penis. Its wonderful.

Penis's are fun to suck on.

by sal sonny vitale January 16, 2008

Penis

a male organ that girls suck and stick inside themselves for both male and female sexual pleasure

dud that girl was sucking on my penis!

by Blach Chang January 28, 2008

peni

plural form for 'penis'

There is an abundance of peni in the locker room.

by PENIIIIII May 16, 2010

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003

Penis

a body part used to make babies.

OMFG his penis is so BIG

by ihaveasmallpenis March 22, 2009